Paula Jai Parker
Nude

If you need a nasty girl, then you need Paula Jai Parker. This amazing talent built a bootylicious career out of playing gold diggers, sexy psychos, and party girls in films such as Friday (1995), Sprung (1997), and My Baby’s Daddy (2004). She also brought back some of the glory of New York City as an old-fashioned hooker in Phone Booth (2002). Paula can also play it smart and sophisticated, as seen on her unfairly short-lived 1999 detective show Snoops. And, of course, Paula did a fine job of playing it nude when she slipped a nip and raised wood in Woo (1998). But it was her topless, impromptu rap performance in the bathroom in She Hate Me (2004) that had us falling in love. We can’t hate a woman with such amazing hoots! Unfortunately, Paula has had a pretty skinless decade and a half. She continued to strip in flicks like Hustle & Flow (2005) and Idlewild (2006) but stopped short of getting naked. In the latter, someone gets naked in place of Paula, and those body double boobs are just as worthy of a fap. This Cleveland-born cutie then covered up completely for shows like CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Side Order of Life, My Name Is Earl, and Fish Hooks and movies like The Genius Club (2006), Cover (2007), King of the Underground (2011), When a Woman’s Fed Up (2013), and Patterns of Attraction (2014). Dozens of Parker projects have come and gone without offering a single flash of flesh. Jai caramba!